How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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