Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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