so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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