Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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