Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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