Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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