You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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