I'm eating all of the evidence.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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