As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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