No more Irish car bombs ever.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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