Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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