i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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