Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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