No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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