I molested 6 butterflies tonight
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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