She is in my trunk
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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