It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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