I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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