Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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