Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
