He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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