You're my little dorito
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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