I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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