we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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