what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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