why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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