i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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