Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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