What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He has the fingertips of a God
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