So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Come on in and take your pants off
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