all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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