PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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