would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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