I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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