yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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