I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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