I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
two words...techno handjob
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
