I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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