She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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