You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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