Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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