hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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