so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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