On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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