We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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