my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
whose parrot is this?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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