People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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