You're a womanizer and a bitch.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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