Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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