Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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