its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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