Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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