I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
jump out the window naked night went bad
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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