i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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