Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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