I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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